"I'm in charge here. I order the 12 July national " Kenny G Day""
· Bondi Junction, Australia
"The girl that works here has "tittykenesis" she can make my mind and body do things with her tits!"
"3 steps is legendary! Mohammad and team serve up the best feeds in the east! Early opener, best bacon egg rolls! I miss me old mate ' Rambo'."
"Masturbation is the key to being happy. Especially, if you beat-off with Hulk Hands."
"Some people bang a triangle when it's time to eat , around here we eat a triangle when it's time to bang!"
"Keep the noise down or I'll put you in a clinch then knee yr face!"