Johann Currie

"If the majority of your classes are here, congratulations! You are well on your way to becoming another carbon copy suit-and-tie cog in the vast, soulless machine. Enjoy your cubicle."

"Nothing to do with the bay area satanic band, total rip off"

"Uncle Eu Eu is an ancient chinese sorceror capable of ripping open a portal to hell. It is for this reason that I stand guard against the malevolent & ancient spirits at work in Diamondbar as 'mayor'"

"Watch the pumpkin man eat a pinecone"

"Apple flavored hot dogs"