Patrick Koenig

Patrick Koenig

Salesman, Husbandman, Golferman.

San Francisco, CA
  • 136 Tips
  • 34 Followers
  • 198 Following
  • 11 Lists
Patrick's Lists in All Cities
  • San Francisco
  • Oakland
  • San Jose
  • San Geronimo
  • Pacifica
  • San Martin
  • Sausalito
  • Stateline
  • Petaluma
  • All Cities
Patrick's Top Cities
San Francisco
6 Lists Created · 61 Tips
Oakland
2 Lists Created · 4 Tips
San Jose
1 List Created · 5 Tips
San Geronimo
2 Lists Created · 3 Tips
Pacifica
2 Lists Created · 2 Tips
San Martin
2 Lists Created · 2 Tips
Sausalito
1 List Created · 3 Tips
Stateline
2 Lists Created · 2 Tips
Petaluma
2 Lists Created · 1 Tip
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Patrick's Recent Lists
Patrick Koenig
172 places updated August 10, 2014
I played these golf courses and probably cursed on every single one.
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Patrick Koenig
15 places updated April 15, 2014
15 places including The Olympic Club Golf Course, Desert Willow Golf Resort, Bandon Dunes Golf Resort, The Ocean Course At Kiawah Island
Patrick Koenig
7 places updated July 15, 2013
7 places including Pizza Orgasmica & Brewing Company, Patxi's Chicago Pizza, Seniore's Pizza, Golden Boy Pizza
Patrick Koenig
11 places updated May 27, 2012
11 places including Cafe Du Nord, William Randolph Hearst Greek Theatre, The Independent, Outside Lands Music and Arts Festival
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Patrick Koenig
13 places updated August 22, 2013
13 places including The Bridges Golf Club, Rooster Run Golf Club, The Course at Wente Vineyards, Crystal Springs Golf Course
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Patrick Koenig
9 places updated September 22, 2013
9 places including Bi-Rite Creamery, Chile Pies Baking Co., Ghirardelli Chocolate Marketplace, Joe's Ice Cream
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    Patrick's Recent Tips
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    "If you don't feel like dumping a dozen Pro V's into the gunch, be sure to bring those yellow Top Flite's you got for Xmas in 97. You'll be glad you did."
    Patrick KoenigPatrick Koenig · June 2, 2014
    Golf Course
    · San Jose, United States
    7.5
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    "Big metal dinosaurs and tons of other cool stuff for your yard that your wife won't approve of."
    Patrick KoenigPatrick Koenig · May 14, 2014
    Arts & Crafts
    · Half Moon Bay, United States
    7.5
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    "You can pet the raccoons here. But don't do tell people about it. You probably shouldn't even do it. But you can."
    Patrick KoenigPatrick Koenig · April 25, 2014
    Lake
    · San Francisco, United States
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    "No drop box for night deliveries. Whatever."
    Patrick KoenigPatrick Koenig · April 15, 2014
    Rental Car
    · San Francisco, United States
    6.4
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    "Not as many prostitutes as you would imagine."
    Patrick KoenigPatrick Koenig · April 15, 2014
    Other Outdoors
    · United States
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    "If you are a worthless loser, I would consider applying to work here."
    Patrick KoenigPatrick Koenig · April 4, 2014
    Terminal
    · San Francisco, United States