Banjo

"I have had better seafood in landlocked Colorado. We had ordered the fish sticks---they were white, chewy, and tasted bizarre. Were we served gator by mistake? Totally marketed towards tourists."

"Go to the mens bathroom, knock twice on the second stall and see what happens"

"Listen to Corriente on Tuesday nights from 7-9 pm---Latin alternative, Cumbria, bachata, salsa!"

"The salads are way too small."

"Drive through on the wrong side, kind of hard to get to, delicious, and worth the trek to get there at 1:00 am."

"if there is a long line, go next door and get an horchata!"