The Starting LineMen's Store • New York, United States
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Crazy, Complicated, Sincere, Whacky and an All Around Good Guy!
Some of The Best Nurses exist here
The potato skins are slamming but the grilled steak is dry as hell
You can move freely around the hospital and even go outside to smoke (yep, while still admitted.
If you have a concern or complaint, tell Patient Relations (Mary is the best) and they'll not only tend to issue but Aldo give you vouchers for free food and/or Gift Shop!
Television & Phones are free as is the wifi.
Dr. Oz works here and can be seen any given Thursday heading to the 7th floor (Cardio Vascular).
9 Garden South has the best murses and if you want Luxury, 9 Garden North is AMAZINGLY DECKED OUT! Hardwood floors, private fridge, Marble/Granite ceiling to floor bathroom (w/shower), 24hr visits,
Infectious Disease Doctors are Anal Pricks that think they know it all. The er was actually pretty smooth sailing and the staff there were very nice. When u get admitted ALL THINGS CHANGE!
No matter who does your hair u can never go wrong. Make time to say hi to Matilda & Macho. The two adorable French Bulldogs who make any visit worth while
The emergency room process tops 168st but since it's such a small hospital they shipped what appears to be the bottom of the barrel staff. Learn patience because u will get ticked off a great deal.
I see why the staffing here doesn't work in the 168st or 68st locations. They are Lazy, Borderline Retarded, Assholes, and share a common IQ of a snail.
Before entering Take A Deep Breath and prepare for battle. The employees are extremely ghetto and spend more time talking to one another. Not to mention drones of screaming kids running amuck .
If u can, try and go to the ER after midnight or anytime after 3am. You'll be seen quickly and not much of a wait.
The free guest wifi is great as is the free television and phones in the rooms. The food aint the best but beats many by far. Plus they allow you to go outside to smoke id you're a smoker.
If you want to visit someone way after hours, sign in through emergency like you wanna see a doctor and once through the double doors hook a right and proceed to the elevators behind the next set of