Derek Schuckman

"A spider crawled out of the napkin dispenser and the tea tasted like coffee. I'd go some place else."

"The wings are meaty and delicious. Anything with the gyro meat has also been very tasty!"

"Nice course with drivable greens on a couple Par 4's and Par 5's reachable in 2. Quiet, great Play All Day deal."

"Don't make the mistake of telling the waitress you're not in a hurry, because she won't come back."

"Sheena is awesome!"

"Iced tea tastes like tobacco. Kinda gross."