Steve

"Long wait? Find a spot at the bar. Fast, friendly service. And get the fish and chips!"

"This place is disgusting. Go to Salsaritas instead. Drinks are way overpriced. Way too salty. My server Jonathan stuck his beard in my guac. #keepmoving emailing cust. service cltcustomer@hmshost.com"

"If you're here on business and need the wi-fi, forget about it. You'd probably be better of tethering. The "IT" dept. is in-existent, so don't bother calling for help."

"Whoever Wen. H. is, is a curtis and can't hang."