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      • London, United Kingdom (10)
      • Cafés (5)
      • Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates (4)
      • Paris, France (2)
      • West End, London, United Kingdom (2)
      • Bookstores (2)
      • Astana, Kazakhstan (2)
      • Coffee Shops (2)
      • Italian Restaurants (2)
      • Bath, United Kingdom (2)
      • Spas (1)
      • Hotels (1)
      • Bars (1)
      • Chelsea, London, United Kingdom (1)
      • Schwechat, Austria (1)
      • Train Stations (1)
      • Juice Bars (1)
      • Washington, United States (1)
      • Kensington, United Kingdom (1)
      • Cosmetics Shops (1)
      • Beaches (1)
      • Breweries (1)
      • Bed & Breakfasts (1)
      • Clothing Stores (1)
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      Pimlico FreshMarch 20
      Café
      • London, United Kingdom

      Laptop lugging losers have been banned!

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      St James's SurgeryJanuary 7
      Doctor's Office
      • Bath, United Kingdom

      Bog standard NHS surgery with standard issue snarky receptionist. If visiting Bath, BUPA will direct you here.

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      St James's RestaurantDecember 31, 2014
      Restaurant
      • London, United Kingdom

      The food is excellent. But the service is ineffective. Staff spend all their time looking at their terminals with their backs to the customers.

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      Carluccio'sDecember 29, 2014
      Italian
      • Bath, United Kingdom

      Nice food, helpful staff. But it is pensioner central. Posh ones inside, gnarled poor smoker types inside. Take your pick of companions

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      PimlicoMarch 24, 2014
      Neighborhood
      • Pimlico, United Kingdom

      Cask pub feels like a student union bar circa 1986. Good range of beers. Burgers (medium or well done only) fine. Don't expect comfort though

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      TrattoriaMarch 21, 2014
      Italian
      • Astana, Kazakhstan

      Tasty, good value food for Astana

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      Gentles BarMarch 4, 2014
      Bar
      • Astana, Kazakhstan

      Prianik redux

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      FoylesJuly 27, 2013
      Bookstore
      • South Bank, United Kingdom

      Got. No friends? You'll be in good company here

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      FoylesJuly 27, 2013
      Bookstore
      • South Bank, United Kingdom

      Got no friends? You'll be in good company here

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      Pimlico FreshJuly 25, 2013
      Café
      • London, United Kingdom

      Nicest cafe in region, usually packed with (variably yummy) mummies and sullen 30 something singles

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      Côté CaféJuly 20, 2013
      Restaurant
      • Paris, France

      This is truly authentic, it is as grim as any UK railway buffet. Avoid!

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      Gare SNCF de Paris NordJuly 20, 2013
      Train Station
      • Paris, France

      Be careful outside, the locals seem mostly central Africans with mental health issues

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      Austrian Senator / Star Gold LoungeApril 12, 2013
      Lounge
      • Schwechat, Austria

      The receptionits routinely lie about the shower. They say there is queue when there isn't. They say it is being cleaned when the shower is empty and ready to be used. Be persistent with them

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      Hotel RougeApril 10, 2013
      Hotel
      • Washington, United States

      DC's Premier Cougar Bar

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      PRЯНИКMarch 27, 2013
      Steakhouse
      • Астана, Kazakhstan

      Lovely Chianti. Nice horse sausage too!

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      La Perla - IntimoTreJune 20, 2012
      Apparel
      • Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates

      Never been here

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      Shivapuri Heights CottageMarch 30, 2012
      B & B
      • Nepal

      The most agreeable and convivial stay in Kathmandu. Home cooked foods and friendly dogs. Views to die for

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      Joe & The JuiceNovember 9, 2011
      Juice Bar
      • Soho, United Kingdom

      Full of laptop lugging twinks

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      Pimlico FreshNovember 9, 2011
      Café
      • London, United Kingdom

      It seems like the HQ for Mumsnet

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      Caribou CoffeeSeptember 6, 2011
      Coffee Shop
      • Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates

      laptopistan

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