1. Crabby Jack's

7.9
428 Jefferson Hwy, Jefferson, LA
Seafood Restaurant · 27 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: The cochon de lait is bonified. No filler. Packed to the gills with that sweet, sweet suckling pig.

2. Jewel's Food Store

2136 Magazine St, New Orleans, LA
Deli / Bodega · Lower Garden District · 2 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: BUM WINE HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. 701 Bar & Restaurant

8.1
701 Tchoupitoulas St (at Girod St), New Orleans, LA
Bar · Central Business District · 118 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: Where fun goes to loosen up his tie and act real derpy.

4. The Apartyment

New Orleans, LA
Home (private) · Marleyville - Fontainbleau · 5 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: The koi pond is okay I GUESS

5. Town Crier

9605 Jefferson Hwy, River Ridge, LA
Smoke Shop · 1 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: They have Gambits here

6. Poppy's Crazy Lobster Bar & Grill

6.8
Spanish Plaza, New Orleans, LA
Cajun / Creole Restaurant · Central Business District · 76 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: It doesn't get any more New Orleans than the Crazy Lobster Bar & Grill. 100% 504 24/7.

7. Barryfest.com World Headquarters

1102 Constance St, New Orleans, LA
Coworking Space · Lower Garden District · 4 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: Do you like rock docs?

8. FedEx Office Print & Ship Center

6.2
1134 S Clearview Pkwy, D (D), Harahan, LA
Shipping Store · 1 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: Maybe the only FedEx Office in the city staffed by actual human beings. A+++++ would buy from again.

9. Pete's Bar

New Orleans, LA
Bar · Irish Channel · 1 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: What a fucking hidden gem

10. Al & Al's One Stop

8400 Earhart Blvd, New Orleans, LA
Gas Station · Uptown - Carrollton · 2 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: $25 for the greatest car wash in the history of vehicle maintenance.

11. Cairo Cafe

1205 Saint Charles Ave, New Orleans, LA
Middle Eastern Restaurant · Central City - Garden · 3 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: Hidden gem. Great schwarma and kebabs. Solid cucumber dip.

12. Shell

5.8
2135 Magazine St, New Orleans, LA
Gas Station · Lower Garden District · 3 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: That ATM is rude as hell

13. Willie Mae's Scotch House

8.7
2401 Saint Ann St, New Orleans, LA
Southern / Soul Food Restaurant · Treme - Lafitte · 115 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: DIP EVERYTHING INTO EVERYTHING ELSE

14. Barryfest.com World Headquarters

1102 Constance St, New Orleans, LA
Coworking Space · Lower Garden District · 4 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: Do you like Steely Dan? Do you like Talking Heads?

15. Rice Mill Lofts

522 Montegut St (Chartres), New Orleans, LA
Residential Building (Apartment / Condo) · Bywater · 2 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: do NOT ask the concierge to make you a sandwich. Trust me on this one.

16. Mulate's Cajun Restaurant

8.0
201 Julia St, New Orleans, LA
American Restaurant · Central Business District · 142 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: Go here with your mom if you just moved to town like 6 hours ago.

17. Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport (MSY)

900 Airline Dr (at Airport Rd), Kenner, LA
Airport · Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport · 669 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: The renovations at Louis Armstrong Airport look really great but that doesn't change the fact that we all die alone.

18. French Press Coffee House

7.6
Metairie, LA
Coffee Shop · 14 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: Pretty sure one of the girls who works here is totally into me.

19. Circle Bar

6.5
1032 Saint Charles Ave, New Orleans, LA
Bar · Central Business District · 19 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: They do NOT serve pizza here.

20. Rudy's Bar & Grill

8.7
627 9th Ave (btwn W 44th & W 45th St), New York, NY
Dive Bar · Hell's Kitchen · 229 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: In the corner of my eye. I saw you at Rudy's. You were very high. You were high.

21. The Melting Pot

7.6
1820 Saint Charles Ave, New Orleans, LA
Fondue Restaurant · Lower Garden District · 12 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: Wait. I'm pretty sure this guy I worked with in Minneapolis owes me lunch here from that time we bet on how many drinks it would take before the secretary started making out with our summer intern.

22. Red Eye Grill

5.9
852 S Peters St (Julia Street), New Orleans, LA
Burger Joint · Lower Garden District · 19 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: The most terrifying bar in the greater New Orleans area. Walk straight to the cigarette machine, buy some smokes and don't touch anyone on your way in or out.

23. Tracey's

8.1
2604 Magazine St (at 3rd St.), New Orleans, LA
Bar · Irish Channel · 51 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: Metairie's best new sports bar!

24. Larry's Automotive

Louisiana
Uncategorized · Lower Garden District · 1 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: Best tire docs in town.

25. Magazine Pizza

6.4
1068 Magazine St (Calliope), New Orleans, LA
Pizza Place · Lower Garden District · 11 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: Hot Mama pizza is the jam. So is the Magazine Special sandwich.

26. Copeland's Cheescake Bistro

6.5
2001 Saint Charles Ave, New Orleans, LA
Cajun / Creole Restaurant · Central City - Garden · 34 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: I didn't like this place the first time I went to one when it was called The Cheesecake Factory.

27. Hops n Scotch

7.8
1306 Beacon St (btw Harvard St. & Pleasant St.), Brookline, MA
Whisky Bar · Coolidge Corner · 42 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: Burger good. Tomatoes (fried, green) good. Beer good.

28. John F. Kennedy International Airport (JFK)

at JFK Access Rd, Queens, NY
Airport · Jamaica · 2767 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: One of the top 2 places to catch a commercial flight in the greater NYC area!

29. Half Moon Bar & Grill

6.5
1125 Saint Mary St (Camp), New Orleans, LA
Bar · Lower Garden District · 18 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: Photo hunt but no porno photo hunt. What the f dude.

30. Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport (MSY)

900 Airline Dr (at Airport Rd), Kenner, LA
Airport · Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport · 669 tips and reviews

Matt R.Matt Rosenthal: Concourse bars close at 6:30 PM. plan accordingly.