BrillCoffee Shop • Clerkenwell, United Kingdom
Not a great sized coffee for the price.
There's gold in them there lockers! You can always find leftover pound coins thanks to the rich, forgetful inhabitants of Lewes.
Don't order the pizzas. Undercooked and served on a metal platter than leaves a metallic taste in your mouth.
Make sure you secure your food if you leave your tent otherwise you might find a pig in your cornflakes.
If you're in a hurry for a taxi, nip round the corner to the station, there are always plenty waiting.
Check out the cake counter after 4 for delicious discounts.
Bring your table tennis bats and balls for some alfresco ping pong
Get here early for the roller disco on Saturdays as hire skates go fast.
Leave this place as quickly as you can