Alex

"A 5-bedroom, 5.5-bath, brick & limestone building that King Rudy got city permission to build amid plenty of controversy. Goes for $1.89 million & includes a medieval coat of arms over the entrance."

"Lean more about King Rudy's Castle: http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2010-05-27/news/ct-met-kass-0527-20100526_1_tax-exempt-tax-rolls-property-taxes"

"Used to be a cool dive bar. Now it's a lame cop bar that plays way too much country music. Your better off going to Christina's Place."

"An argument derived from not following Roberts Rules of Order is inevitable."

"Don't interrupt Jim when he's in his bunk."

"Don't drink the water."