Matthew Caplan

"No snakes on my plane."

"Accept the fact that your mouth will be destroyed and eat the soup dumplings the traditional way: by putting it in your mouth all at once, and letting the steaming hot goodness explode on your palate."

"The Belgian pudding is magniscrumtrilabulistic."

"The Pad Thai is fantastic. Make sure you douse it in Hoisin Sauce--it's spectacular."