Oubliette Oubliette

"The cops here are a bunch of highway robbers. How else do you think they fund their robocop vehicles? Also watch for the red light cameras which will snap you turning right."

"Save me a seat at this awesome place."

"Bring cash to avoid the ATM fee. They don't take credit or debit."

"Don't fuck with that cat. She's guarded and wrath will be swift."

"Just remember, this chain is McDonalds, with a "healthy / trendy, we want the new hippy $$$" facade. No seriously, it's a McDonalds Corporate chain."

"Cappuccinos suck, 3-4 inches of foam. I ordered an Italian coffee not a damed meringue, then the Tweens the hired get pretentious and snotty with me . Avoid!"