"You need to be white or something to be up in this!"
· Karen, Nairobi, Kenya
"What can someone eat around here that's not Kenchick or Big Square #healthyDecember"
"I phone 4s 32 GB @66999"
"Horrible potholes and Kenya Urban Roads Authority (KURA) is cherry picking which ones to fix!!!!! Jam nightmare!!!!"
"pork, do it dry fry t'is to die for"
"You have got to try south c french fries for the best fries in town, just add some vinegar and you're sorted for days!! I tell ya!"