CafeteriaFood Court • Minneapolis, United States
Go straight to the omelet bar. Do it.
Downtown West, Minneapolis, United States14 Tips
The staircase here smells like ball sack. Jus sayin.
The tax gets rapey. You'll want more booze to cope with that.
Blended Marg here will make you feel like your in Mexico, without the roofies of course. Plus, you can drink the water. Win!
Run to self-checkout Obi-Wan Kenobi, it's your only hope.
Go to The Refinery. 30$ for a Brazilian.They won't leave patches of hair every time and charge 12$ extra for your outer thigh. Bogus.
I'll make you a drink if you sign on the dotted line.
The Rooster burger should come with a live Rooster to wake you up from your food coma.
You know what would be sweet? If there was actually a psychotic waitress named Suzi that worked here. Everyday she would do something insane and I'd stay just to see her do it.
Ordering a grape ape while you're drunk is like letting an actual ape punch you in the face, but in a GOOD way.
Wednesday, Music Bingo.Drink face off. 20$ Order pimp games. 4$Get the munchies. 8$Winning your next free round even though you're wasted and can no longer drive your car. PRICELESS.
While here, bust out your inner Goldie Locks and eat the porridge. So good, you just might end up in a strangers home.
Sit in the king chair and drink Gin like your Rick James bitch.
Go easy on the roofies. No one likes a train wreck.
Come here around 2 p.m. It's so dead you could run around in your underwear! But seriously, don't do that......I hear they kick you out.
Climb a tree to peek inside. Not creepy. Promise.
I came in for a salad, I left with 20 Greek yogurts. Fml
Never drink something labeled, "Drink me." Unless you like roofies. Then drink up.