Improviser and Writer.
#6 Breakfast. Two eggs, toast, hash browns, coffee and juice for $5.
If you're a regular, explore the menu a bit. The Gyros ARE good, but almost everything on the menu is epic.
Refer to it as a 'Watercloset' or they'll pretend they didn't hear you.
Don't overlook their Mexican entrees. Authentic? Probably not, but tasty and inexpensive. :)
Rub Mitch's head for good luck. Or tape a dollar bill, whichever.
Married/Going steady? Get a kebab platter, add on an extra skewer and split it. Plenty to eat and will save some $$ - Tip your server well you cheapskates. ;)