KrogerSupermarket • Florence, United States
Observing Crosswalks is optional for ATVs.
Say no when someone asks if they can "punch" your Plus Card. They want to punch your "Plus Card".
People call Surly Kroger's savings a "steal". I call those people "felons".
Give Rob uncomfortably long hugs. I call them Mangrapples.
That empty parking space you're heading toward is a cart corral. And so is that one. Surly Kroger is proud to provide the highest cart-corral-to-parking-space ratio in Southern Northern Kentucky.
Be sure to have absolutely no idea which "Saw" you want before you step up to the Redbox kiosk.
Do not look the deli counter attendants directly in the eye.
I ate the wedge salad every day for a week. And now I'm mayor. I think the two are inextricably linked.
Jalapeño cheddar pretz... twistacular. The Sisters are tops.