Abdul Afia

"Don't turn that phone on, or be smited by the FA gods/goddesses."

"Half way tempted to buy a bunch of extension power cords and leave them up here as this club has about 4 for the whole club!"

"Probably the best burgers in the world or really close."

"Power outlets are strong with this one. Just be sure to not stumble over the many people outside mooching off the wifi."

"I Always make the mistake of missing the escalators downstairs and walking to the end only to see gate 97 outside but not inside."

"No more wifi password means that down below, everyone and their grandmother can access it."