monsterling’s Tips

monsterling: Always interrupt the mayor in conversation by saying "EHHHH"!!

monsterling: Make the mayor buy u a carton of vitamin water! You deserve it!

monsterling: Avoid dogs religiously

monsterling: Mayor is a blarfer! He is often here in the spirit only!

monsterling: Kick mayor's tires (hmm both kinds of tires) and get a free mayorship!

monsterling: This mayor needs to be groomed. *snip snip* his hair (any hair) and u'll get a prize!

monsterling: Blast music to see the mayor dance?

monsterling: All things edible here, including mayor.

monsterling: Here be the site of many lost ...balls.... Mayor's included?

monsterling: Here you can see a chasm, or a mottled abyss. 100 points if you drop a coin down the abyss of the mayor!

monsterling: *cracks whip* see the thing run!

monsterling: Send that advice to the other shithole

monsterling: Here u can see what happens when u grow old. From Renault racer to..erm Lexus

monsterling: The mayor doesn't swim! He is a couch potato.

monsterling: Demands to see the mayor's muscles!

monsterling: Honk when u see or actually...don't see the mayor!

monsterling: Here you can always see a slowpoke Lexus crawling up each level of the carpark! Bring chips!

monsterling: Cheer at the mayor for free points!

monsterling: Mayors name is not Aaron! Remove gold star

monsterling: The mayor's a rogue!! Toss him behind bars!

monsterling: There is a thing that comes in here all furry and leaves all beemy. I likes!

monsterling: It's the last check in! Mayors-mash!

monsterling: You can take a ride on the mayor here! Accepts ezlink card, Amex, visa and even nets!

monsterling: Do not approach! Death trap!

monsterling: Challenge of the day: refuse to serve the mayor his normal routine food! Force him to eat new dishes!

monsterling: You can buy a kitty here! Just rub rub mayor's head

monsterling: Thou shalt not smoke today!

monsterling: Party? Free drinks on the mayor anytime ! He's robert tay!

monsterling: Isn't it reyes' collection point?