Cole Forrest

"WiFi sucks. Surprised it held up long enough for me to post this."

"For lunch, try the Pasta Jambalaya from the express menu. It's spicy and they don't skimp on the seafood."

"Andy can tell you where to go if you're an out-of-towner. He knows all!"

"Don't go in the bathroom after Mike."

"Put the weights back or David will have a lose it."

"The pool staff will limit tenants to one or two guests (depending on how they feel that day). Some sort of weak power trip."