Joe Hernandez

"Come to QT because the McDonald's next door is TOO DAMN SLOW!!!"

"There's no place like home. Thank God, there's no place else like home!"

"Gated community! Just wait until someone who lives here puts in their access code. Then drive through the gate behind them! Now that's secure!"

"Welcome to McDonald's in Bristow! This is our new location. Foursquare can't seem to update their information."

"SCARY place. DIRTY & run down. That's just the employees! The building and parking lot aren't much better!"

"The 2nd most GHETTO, BARRIO, TRAILER place in T-Town!"