Rockwell PartnersOffice • Chicago, United States
Use the street entrance if you're a hooker.
Train Stations7 Tips
Try the breakfast sandwich. It has a nice smokey flavor.
If you commit a sin here, make sure do it where the pope can't see you.
Use the train platform as a stage to perform a one-man musical.
Face left and jump while ducking to go to the minus world.
The fake meat is delicious! Attempts to drink the smoothies with a straw will be met with mixed success.
The business hours are a lie. They sometimes lock up by 10:30 on nights when they're supposed to be open until 11.
I am Detective John Kimball. I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want them answered immediately.
F***ing magnets. How do they work?
Save the drama for your mama!
Use a different bank instead, preferably one with fewer fees and no minimum balance. And one that does a better job of keeping a working pen on hand for when you need to make a deposit after hours.