J S

"Dunkin Donuts has this place beat on customer service and taste of regular coffee. These people need to smile more"

"Get pumped up!"

"When you walk in..look for the single most goofiest moron in the place and ask him if his name begins with D..if it does, ask for someone else"

"If you see a fat guy that name starts with a D, run he is going to eat you and your children!"

"Come in with the Professional Parts People"

"Don't forget O'Reilly Auto Parts is right around the corner on Sunbeam for the right parts at the right prices! Low Price Guarantee!"