JLM

"watch out for cranky middle-aged people who think someone stole their seat in the cafe. best to avoid eye contact, lest you get pulled into their vortex of inanity."

"If you're heading outside from the live room and the front room is too crowded, take the hallway to the right straight out to the street."

"there's a bathroom downstairs in the live room now. if you've ever been here when it's crowded on the main floor, you'll know this is a big deal."

"good bbq porkchops even if they probably took two years off my life. also good cornbread."