HirsuteGentleman

"Free pile of wood! Just show the bar staff you've checked-in"

"Seek out an Australian gentleman named Jums. Buy him two bottled Peronis, (one for each hand) and a selection of complementary Indian tapas. In turn, he will then entertain your three wishes."

"During peak hours, wear a pair of Heelys or a jet pack to enhance & hasten your commute."

"A perfect place to partake in the British pastime of queuing.After you finally grab yourself a latte, hop back into the interminable queue again just for fun & don't forget to whinge under your breath"

"bring a stopwatch, sit in a corner on the ground floor & pretend to weep. Time how long it takes a bartender to come and console you. See if you can beat my record of 7min15.024sec"