Cranks OfficeStrip Club • Corvallis, United States
Beware, you my be cranked
Given that the oil has been sitting for a month (a rather generous assumption) it would take one 0.03% of their time in the last month to take care of disposing of their oil properly
Apparently TGF's inadvertently bad for the environment
When your too lazy to dump your own oil, just wait till your roommates are fed up with it and have them do it =D
This is where men go for bro dates, bring protection ;)
It's simple, take your house here for a night of fun with other horsies, great vacation spot and all you can eat hay!!
This is usually a check-in in the line up of Evans rapid fire check in's get 16 points while not movin, Yeee buddi!
Stop by the Sasquatch gang hide out and get plowed by Drew's hairy cock covered in Mae ploy!!
Since your so close to Evan checks in to 5 places with one arrival you too can claim to have many points
Dealer is friendly and always has good prices, couldn't be happier! =)
Cuddle up in Evans warm pants and hang on, it may be cold ;)
Rough things happen here when the parents are sleeping, too bad you can't get a Dr Dre mattress so it's noise canceling ;)