Christina Burton

"The only cheese slice in America that I'll pay more than $1 for."

"Courtyard registration without talking to the front desk: 1- Enter through front door. 2- Take a right down hallway, past gift shop. 3-Turn left at first hallway (not elevator room). 4- Walk until you"

"Carefully, inconspicuously park for free across the street in front of the Ross"

"Skip the trails and climb the rocks up. Listen intently for rattlesnakes. They sound like...a rattle."