Quentin McQuernos

"Bizarre and bold ensemblé today, casual cheque shirt, skinny tie, black slacks, red socks, brown brogues. Is it all for Tom petty!"

"I wonder is stingy donal black still driving from julianstown to water their hanging baskets?"

"Use online banking. Avoid the queues. Bunch of crooks."

"Burger and chips was vile. Pure toxic grease with a sickening aftertaste. Avoid like the plague. San miguel id sooner drink my own.."

"Eastern block"

"Just avoid it. It's a flea infested hellhole run by and for troglodytes"