1/6 My pal James always told me Zombies were real. I didn’t believe him at first. I mean, I saw em in films, but I saw dinosaurs too, and we know they’re not real. (2/6 George Square)
2/6 He was right though. I was just getting my Greigs and I seen them, all over the square. (3/6 George Square)
3/6 Fuck man, I don’t know what to do. I can see them coming out the chambers but they’re saying I’m not allowed. Cover up. You need to know the truth man. (4/6 City Chambers)
4/6 Trying to sneak in I freaked out, ended up battering some shuffling thing behind me. Turned out it was just a pissed old guy. Feel so bad. (5/6 City Chambers)
5/6 all kicking off now, SWAT vans and all sorts. Fuck man, I’m just gonna go for it . Into the crowd, head down, arms swinging. (6/6 Anderston Police Station)
6/6 Just been let off by the police. Turns out it was a movie. I battered Brad Pitt. Didn’t even gimme an autograph, what a prima fucking donna.
