Brian Ray

"What you looking at"

"What you looking at?"

"Nice cheap lunges in the deli"

"If you're leaving at 6:00 trying to beat the locking on Jackson, the guard locks left to right, go to the door right of the guard. You can't use the one they're locking or have locked. Accept defeat."

"Know that their ordering system is kinda funky. They take orders in bursts, then won't take anymore until the current burst is satisfied. They often run out if tips. The hot sauce, not that hot."

"Know the schedule. Use apps so you get here in time. It's okay to politely 'encourage' a bus operator if you need to. Also, be intelligent about alternate routes."