Kings PlaceBurgers • Hastings, United States
We don't want your service.
Have you ever time traveled before? Pick up a crate of Boxer. Don't say I didn't warn ya.
Steal riffs from Torch the Spires space because they're bad ass and draw penises on Lesser Known Saints door. Because one time I went to a funeral and a Lesser Known Saint show broke out. Gross!
Bring a bottle of Tequila and a Pinata to the Talibands' space and party hard. Have you ever time traveled before?
Stockpile food and water for the apocalypse. Oh wait...
Get your girlfriend a nice kabob to grill up. You probably need the brownie points anyway. And when you get home take out that garbage you said you'd take care of last week. Jeez!
This place is terrible. Over priced drinks for a splash of booze and lame cover. Plus they screw bands out of money. No wonder nobody comes here. Yet has so much potential.
If McCombs and Blastoff are there doing Nickelback karaoke, you're in for quite a treat! Get your noise makers and tip money ready.
Make yourself a banana-bull. Delicious!
Hang out on the patio, it's safer out there. Filthy animals.
Play Holy Diver by Dio on the jukebox :)
Get your license renewed, now that's a party!