Nick McGivney

"Time is it holding us? Time is it after us? Same as it ever was."

"I remember when all this was petrol stations."

"Hotel break with kids? This place is outstanding. Staff v friendly, facilities great, break deals superb. The only criticisms are so small that it'd be just mean to mention them. I'll be baak."

"Mmm. Sliced processed turkey."

"As long as you're ok with a throbbing arsebone and the confirming looks of complete strangers that you are, indeed, an idiot then here's a great spot for wheelies on your 8 year old's bike. Idiot."

"And it's not a mayoralty in case you were wondering. It's a kingdom, see?"