StarbucksCoffee Shop • Los Angeles, United States
I AM STILL THE MAYOR!!!
Beware the crack zombies and skeleton pimps.
Some asshole vandal keeps breaking the street-side door glass--they need a surveillance camera. The inside need a serious feng shui session, but the barristas rock!
Cheese selection is pathetic for a "signature" Ralph's--no Manchego. Also, don't come looking for SPICES, they've only got the basics and like 10,000 varieties of Mrs.. Dash and wannabe Dash's.
Only the hard and strong may call themselves MF Mini-Marketers. Only the hard...only the strong.
Got married in June on Dec. 14th...and had to stop here for the PERFECT espresso macchiato before going home!
Stewpot Slims didn't get that name for nothing--the beef stew KICKS ASS!!?
Diane is AMAZING! Speaking as a boyfriend, any stylist that does long hairstyles this beautifully, and doesn't encourage women to hack it all off angry pixie-style is WORTH HER WEIGHT IN GOLD!!!
I recommend the fine blueberry wine...or getting some champagne and some ripple and making a "Champipple!"
As an immortal, I was disappointed that this "Ancient Thai Massage" was not nearly as ancient as advertised.At MOST the techniques used by these charlatans are a few hundred years old. ANCIENT MY ASS!
I find leaping onto the floaty backwards the most effective way of mounting it.
Great place for a bank robber or killer to lay low...place is virtually a ghost town.
As your new mayor of The Middle of Nowhere, I promise a renewed push for state-of-the-art nothingness, fewer recognizable landmarks and markers as to where one might be--unlike my unworthy predecessor
Sweet & Spicy Jerky!!! Also, Avocado honey kicks ass!
If you're going to Starbucks and you're getting any drink with milk foam, ask for Luis to make it!