Gabe Kogel

"Tourists: Stay away until these shitty conditions get covered by some real snow. Otherwise you're chances of ending up in the VVMC ER will be high."

"No points for the check-in? Who cares I'm here!"

"Tip em well!"

"Get the chicken tenders tossed in gold sauce!"

"This place isn't magical, just gets you a goooood time!"

"Jerry and Steven are the shit! Throw $1s at Phil's bucket!"