"That's really funny Stanfurd, I pee on that seal every time I walk home drunk..."
· Berkeley, United States
"Beware of Tosha, the ankle-biting Pomeranian. She will eat you!"
· Trabuco, United States
"Pull out your electronic device they told you to turn off and have at it. Do everything in your power not to die of boredom! -M. Tepper"
· Baltimore, United States
"Bring your prized champion to enter in the blood bath known as THE ARENA! Any creature may enter, but only one will survive."
· Indianapolis, United States