CIBPolice Station • San Francisco, United States
Rice and beans: Yes! Ricin beans: No!
I can't tell the difference between the clean side and the dirty side.
Apparently, it's rude to remove a sea lamprey from a man's lower abdomen. I was just trying to help! Everyone was screaming, so I just tossed the lamprey into the water and left.
Do NOT drive into pedestrians or cyclists, even if the voices in your head tell you otherwise. Trust me, they're just lying to you...stupid voices...always lying...
I think it might have been made from the bones of slaughtered whales. Sometimes on quiet nights, if you listen closely, you can still hear their screams.
I think if you ask him politely, the bus driver might let you drive!