Jamey

"The parking lot is always full of idiots. Try coming from Harlem headed south and you might find a spot in the lot in front."

"Have no fear with the glory holes."

"Members only."

"Great local diner. Food is good. People are awesome. If you go pour yourself a cup of coffee, you will be put to work and have to pour every ones cup of coffee. I found that out the hard way."

"Non-smoking room is in an extra smoking hallway apparently. Hotel is generally clean, but a little 'beat up'. Don't forget your swim gear because the pool area is nice."