Max Hammer

"Foursquare is here for anyone who's actually at the location they are checking into, Kevin. If you have any other problems with what I do then feel free to message me. I'm not going to converse here."

"Well since you're here every day buying office supplies you should come say hi next time. ;)"

"Hey boys and girls! It's our responsibility to report people like Kevin. It's hilarious when someone takes the time to check into places they've never been to just to feel important. Sad, isn't it?"