David Miller

"Treat the staff kindly"

"Veg!"

"Never been in, but lots of jumpers draped over shoulders. Bad, bad sign...."

"I stopped going here after they started chucking us out at 10.50! Damn that was at least five years ago, it might be better now!"

"When you get to Claremont Road wait for the screaming woman with the bags. She's like Marmite, and weirdly it seems, on first name terms with some of the drivers!"

"If you end up here try not to wear your pink jumper loosely over your shoulders. It used to be a cheap pub that sold chicken in a basket - no longer. "Build it and they will come".........."