Jared Butler

"Hopefully they'll hire more servers soon. Really nice place, nice people, and has a lot of potential, but was extremely understaffed when I went."

"In a parallel universe, this place would be acceptable. However, as it exists in this quantum reality, this place is quite unacceptable."

"At this place, the unacceptability flows like Natural Ice. I would say wine, but wine is acceptable and Natty Ice is quite unacceptable. That is how unacceptable it is here."

"Everything here is unacceptable. Nothing is acceptable. The write-ups will continue until morale improves."

"This place is not at all acceptable. It is, instead, not acceptable."

"This place is unacceptable."