Brenden Marsee

"Seriously lady cleaning the bathroom? I have to pee just gtfo and stop givin me shit."

"Modern warfare is good most of the time."

"The large service desk woman is quite rude. I understand dealing with angry customers isn't the best job so I try to be nice but you can't even give me the courtesy of standing while you're talking?"

"April is the man. Fo sho."

"Don't steal it unless he moves his feet"

"The cashiers here are usually pretty slow and there's never more than 3 lanes open"