Nelson DJ

"On your way in grab an extra copy of the free AM or Metro newspaper to use as a seat cover. You never know if a bum sat in the seat you chose and the seat may be all smelly and sticky."

"Gary no longer works here. You can find him at Up Square not too far away."

"Put your name on the waiting list (1 hr wait) and then go eat elsewhere. Try Patsy's Brick Oven Pizza across the street, then go back to S3 just in time for dessert."

"Be prepared for a long walk from the parking lot to the terminal."

"Watch out for these school kids who cut the line in the afternoon. Once the bus rolls in they jump to the front of the line and no one says anything..."

"Awesome return and exchange policy. Got my watch replaced with a new one... no questions asked..."