Tim Browne

"See the Pea Green Boat opposite. Four Square think it's in Kings Cross, because their location sensor is a pile of steaming shit!!!!"

"This venue is actually miles from here in St Peters St because the four square location sensor is utter shit!!!"

"The Putney End post is a great defender!"

"Come on the Mighty Whites!!"

"Best Cobblers in town. Can fix pretty much anything!"

"Up and down the City Road; In and put the Eagle; That's the way the money goes; Pop goes the weasel! ie you have to pawn your weasel and stoat (coat) to pay."