David Woods

"The coconut cake is better then the key lime pie. It's too tart. The best best best key lime pie is found at a place called Mangoes in town. I had the fish n chips and it was great!"

"Jacob is the new cook! He makes a mean waffle and omelette! Miss T is my waitress!!"

"Parking in the rear is safer as the hotel next door has alot more riffraff and police calls."

"The manager here is really hardened like a military soldier. Almost like she has something to prove. I will stay at the NEW holiday inn next time!"

"I am so happy there are non-smoking, non-beast shedding hotels like this one. thank God the front desk enforces policy so decent people can breath and get our moneys worth. Aweee!"

"Where's the coupons???"