Michael Long

"I caught an STD from the couch."

"The view from the balcony is amazing, but stay away from the peanut butter."

"If you're in the neighborhood swing by and say hello. There's always cold beer and good conversation, but expect to be kicked out before 10 by Ashlee when it's time to hit the bars."

"New equipment makes this gym great for cardio and strength training."

"This place is great to have a drink or just watch the snow bunnies coming off the hill. Whammy."