my fabulous abodeHome • Clifton Hill, Australia
Get in early to secure a good position on the couch.
Get 12 inches of garlic pleasure delivered to your door.
Turn the music up really loud- the neighbours don't mind at all.
Don't smoke inside... Smoke inside and put your cigarette butts in the kitchen sink.
Don't come over without bringing some alcohol or money. If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home...
Check availability of ingredients before ordering any cocktail
Seven times bigger than an Olympic pool... We call it Hayman pool, some would call it a sea...
Lovely desserts. Try and get a table in the Japanese garden on one of the platforms. Stunning.