Aub H

"If your toilet doesn't flush, turn the valve on to the side of it and let the reservoir fill. Shut it back off because who knows why the hell it was shut off to begin with. $42 - no complaining."

"Friendliest TSA people ever."

"Spiral frickin staircase. Nuff said."

"Tell them you're with a wedding and get 25% off!"

"The junkies smoke outside until morning, and the AC units suck the smoke into your room, so catch your z's when you can."

"Cash only, or be looked upon in shame! The cash register guardian is preserved forever in time by the desire she has for telling people NO CREDIT CARDS."