Cristy Lee

"The manager is a dork, but be nice to him anyway. He can be pretty cool."

"This is nacho house, bitch!"

"Try the filet mignon"

"15 min standing here and none of the three employees has said "hello or be right with you" much less bother looking in our direction!"

"Stop running out of bagels at 9 every single morning!!"

"Stop driving on the lawn with your uhauls. It angers those of us who rent you those trucks."