Matisse Tavern & GrillBar • Chicago, United States
The nachos are killer
social justice crusader
the wifi here isn't super reliable, so if you really need a good connection for whatever it is you're working on, I'd consider going elsewhere
The non-human Mayor of this establishment occasionally gets trapped behind the washer/dryer, and climbs in the cabinets.
just in case you were wondering, it's called Mayor's Mansion after my cat's name, not because I am the mayor. that would be lame.
finally get the opportunity to tell the mayor to stop being a dick
make sure not to pull the emergency switch (unless there is actually an emergency, or you just want the mayor to ban you for life from the premises)
You can buy legit hookah tobacco here, not that herbal nonsense
the food here is terrible, but come for the margarita happy hour deal on a hot, hot day.