"Who do you have to route to get some black footy boots around here"
· Moorabbin, Australia
"Try the hAry lechte specian 'strike out'"
· Prahran, Australia
"WARNING: Ladies don't let Adam take you up stairs, it's a TRAP"
"If Pistol Pete doesn't fix you up within 2 weeks all consultations are free. Stunning value"
· Cheltenham, Australia
"If your a little low on cash, head to the bushes near try-bit reserve and get some free tarps, they may be used but they still work"
· Melbourne, Australia
"Since you're Lee enjoys the smell of ballsack so be sure to rub yours all over his pillow. He'll thank you for it later... Trust me"
· South Melbourne, Australia